Apology to my Body

So, I like to read Nat-the-Fat-Rat  (Mormon Housewife) and she had this old entry that I really liked. It links to this one as well. All about loving your body, and apologizing for mistreating it. My turn!

Dear Body:

• Natural Brown Hair: I am sorry for hating you and feeling so plain next to blondies.
• Ears: I am sorry for the profanity you listen to at work and never say anything
• Mouth: I am sorry for not always flossing my teeth or using mouth wash at night
• Knees: I am so sorry for all the pain I put you through in high school! I have since decided it was not worth it
• I am sorry for not always giving you sufficient sleep at night
• Brain: I am sorry for all the negative thoughts I keep stored in my brain. What a waste of space!
• Feet: I am sorry for hating how wide you are. You are stable and you help me get to where I need to be. 
• I am sorry for sometimes intentionally scraping you or cutting you. You don't deserve it! 
• Tummy: You actually are fairly proportionate for your body. I am sorry for being upset with you. I will go to the gym more and so you can feel the burn!

Love, Molly